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Only I know where the remote is and I magically find it later when his fav show is over. I annoy my husband by playing “Name That Tune” but always making it an obvious tune like “Mary Had A Little Lamb”. I LOVE to show my husband my latest Pinterest finds, which includes projects I’d like for him to do around the house. Take a pic of him in his boxers and tell him there’s a contest called Husbands in Boxers – for the funniest photo and the prize is a trip to Vegas -and watch all hell brake loose – my hubby almost broke my hand trying to get the camera off me. While he’s watching Sunday football, tell him you have to run to the store (if he wants any dinner) and while you’re walking out the door, let him know that your daughter’s poopie diaper needs changing. Just asking.” or “Do you really want to pick that battle with the 3 year old today? After you shower, leave your hair in the drain – or even better, plastered onto the wall. He can’t turn the channel and I blame it on the kids. OOOOO it makes him MAD, but I laugh so hard every time. Therefore, it is our duty to ATTEMPT to annoy our husbands every now and then so they can understand the pain we live with on a daily basis. When you get down to the last roll of toilet paper – . I’m pretty sure that Even Steven did something really annoying – or maybe I had PMS – the details don’t matter. (There is a fine line between an annoyed husband and a sulky husband). When my husband is watching something stupid on TV, I show him every funny thing I find on Pinterest, whether I think he would find it equally as funny or not. I also talk about the mommy bloggers I follow like I actually know them and they’re my BFF’s, and that drives him bonkers. I never do this with his stuff unless I have already gotten the green light but he is such a packrat he has a hard time parting with anything. This might fall more into “serious grounds for war” category, but if I win at Monopoly (or any game for the matter), he gets grouchy and sulks for days. Ask for a drink from his cup and drink all of it but a swallow at the end. I think that women are naturally much less annoying than men. If you don’t have a blog, it’s just as easy to print them out and tape them around the house – like on his bathroom mirror, or on the gallon of milk or in the front seat of his car. This one’s mean, and I suggest you only do it under serious circumstances. Click here to see what Even Steven thinks about that. Keep doing it until he catches on, then do it just once more. I always end up throwing / giving away a bunch of stuff. It drives him nuts because he knows one day I will make good on my threat. Are you tired of clicking through categories to find a specific Windows 10 setting? If you want to take a walk round the shop of the future, a good place to start is a supermarket located in the Bicocca district of Milan, Italy.If you know the right commands, you can create shortcuts that take you to specific pages with a single click. from Tech Pro Research Samsung wants to be the smartphone brand for the enterprise and thanks to powerful communication consolidation apps like Samsung Focus, it's definitely doing what it needs to in order to gain followers. But Microsoft persisted, refining the Surface Pro's features and engineering away its flaws through multiple iterations. There, thanks to a blend of gaming technologies, Io T and cloud computing, you can seamlessly interact with the products that interest you and make better buying choices.The fiercely competitive software giant is positioning its wares for cloud computing with software and services.
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If you have babies: once the Diaper Genie is full, casually suggest to your hubby that the baby’s diaper could use changing.
I ‘clean up’ husband’s stuff and he has no idea where it went (usually stowed away in a location that makes perfect sense to me, like where-it-goes in his desk or nightstand or closet…) He comes to me and says “have you seen ____ ? Also, I don’t wait for him to say he wants to play.
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I pick his wallet and keys up off the counter and put them in the cabinet directly above the counter where he left them. My husband LOVES it when I *innocently* question him. I LOVE to give him a play by play of who all the cast members of my Real Housewives shows are!